Eff. Em. Ell.

Boyfriend broke up with me because he's a total douche.
Got slapped in the face by this random girl that hates me for no apparent reason.
Fell down the stairs... again. Luckily, I didn't break my leg.
Dorm-mate snores a shitload.
Cut the palm on my left hand with a switchblade. (lolfail).
Bumped my forehead on a metal bar.

Sigh. I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me.

Sorry for your boyfriend.
And your slapped face..
And your stairs..
And your door-mate..
And your plam of your hand..
And you forehead..

HE broke up with me. Lol. And you feel sorry for him?

iShroomz wrote:

Boyfriend broke up with me because he's a total douche.
Got slapped in the face by this random girl that hates me for no apparent reason.
Fell down the stairs... again. Luckily, I didn't break my leg.
Dorm-mate snores a shitload.
Cut the palm on my left hand with a switchblade. (lolfail).
Bumped my forehead on a metal bar.

Sigh. I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me.

That's a horrible day you've got there. Hope you get over everything. And tell your dorm-mate to get some of that anti-snoring stuff

Solutions:
Boyfriend = kill him
stairs = set them on fire
dorm-mate = kill em
hand = wrap it up
forehead = Do you have one of those lumps like in looney tunes?